So I drove the 5 1/2 hours to Assateague. It was spectacular... It was marvelous... It was a moonlit vision... It was... closed! "Park Full" the sign read. I guess it was my fault since I didn't leave from York until 4 pm.
I pulled up to the sign and I asked myself, "Self? WWKD? What would Ke$ha do?" I thought for a moment what that meant and then realized it was time to go home. I had no intentions of brushing my teeth with a bottle of jack or seeing unicorns. To really get inside the head of Ke-dollar sign-ha, you have to withhold taking a bath/shower for at least a week. So I turned around and sped off like a madman cackling into the wind, "The end is near! The end is near!"
I decided to try my luck at Assateague later in the summer--perhaps for the next full moon.
You can reserve a campsite. sadpants you didnt get to frolic with the ponies
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